The Window of Irony: A Gift for Detecting the Absurd
Imagine the thoughts of old seafarers when the earth ‘transitioned’ from flat to spherical; the progressive advances in navigation cannot be denied. Enlightenment breeds understanding, and irony has a way of slapping us in the third-eye, often for the better. When the crust of orthodoxy and ‘conventional wisdom’ fissures, the mind becomes perplexed, looking around as if it has risen from a coma or spell. But, the moment we gather our wits is the moment the flag of reason caresses the wind.
Enlightened minds capable of ironic thinking can see the disconnect with reality. When spiritual warfare results in literal bloodshed, understanding the irony can save lives. When one stops and ponders the question: if community is the goal, why is mutiny the result? The focus can shift towards revising beliefs that conform to reality rather than persist in being afflicted by a mind virus.
The North Korean constitution grants every citizen free speech (isn’t it ironic?), so what if the state’s military had a clarified grip on the theory vs. the practice of things, instead of religious tunnel vision towards Kim family propaganda? What would the reality of North Korea be like if such thoughts were prevalent amongst the gun wielders?
The North Korean military comes directly from the citizenry, and it’s within the community of ordinary citizens that they witness slavery, starvation, suffering, political bullying, and every other definition of ‘unfair’. What if they understood ‘unfair’ to actually mean ‘unfair!’? What if each military member knew exactly what Kim Jong-ill knows, in exactly the way he knows is? Of his extravagant lifestyle compared to the families of military members, or his atrocious exploits at the expense of the decrepit. Reality would shift if properly understood. The ironic mind enables the literal mind to change it’s lens to a view less blurry.
If theistic literalists were to engage themselves with the following questions, and instead apply their ‘literalism’ to realism instead of theism, how would human progress fair?
1: If reality in the form of modern biology demonstrates that snakes cannot talk or speak dead languages, why should I believe that an Iron Age author magically knows better? If botany says the same thing of plants, why should I believe that an Iron Age mammal when he claims a bush spoke ancient Hebrew while ablaze?
2: If chemical changes take place via chemical reactions through chemical interactions, why should I believe that a first century Jewish fanatic could cause the same effect in changing the physical structure of H2O into flavored alcohol simply by speaking Aramaic over a liquid container? If this were true in REALITY, it’s a question for field of physical chemistry, not Abrahamic theism.
3: If reality through modern medicine shows that humans are living longer, and growing taller now than in any point in history, why should I believe in 300-900 year old men and mythological giants whose only evidence is a first century roll of toilet paper?
4: If modern physics shows that matter can neither be created nor destroyed, then why should I believe in a book that says everything material was “created”, while nothing existed prior to this event? Common sense makes us realize that fundamental particles cannot suddenly manifest from non-existence (unless you take literally Disney’s Fantasia).
Isn’t it ironic that belief systems accepted by most of the world, in the name of human progress, would land Europe in the Dark Ages for hundreds of years? The Middle East is still drowning in a similar vein of idiocy. They propose human perfection while demonstrating the definition human stagnation. We’re essentially the victims of a joke we’ve yet to get, but because this joke is the way we’re existing, finding that soothing moment of laughter may require mental leaps and bounds. But when the victim is civilization, it then becomes vital to ask the question: isn’t it ironic?
Soren Kierkegaard
Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished by those who do. He who does not understand irony and has no ear for its whispering lacks of what might called the absolute beginning of the personal life. He lacks what at moments is indispensable for the personal life, lacks both the regeneration and rejuvenation, the cleaning baptism of irony that redeems the soul from having its life in finitude though living boldly and energetically in finitude.









